Megan disease makes you kick babies.
To cure Megan, write the great American novel. In Lebanese.

cho_hakkai disease causes excessive cross-sex cosplaying.
The only way to stop the spread of cho_hakkai is to raise bees in your hair.

jadedroseseal disease causes excessive cross-sex cosplaying.
jadedroseseal is curable by singing Michal Jackson songs at the top of your lungs, forever. You can never speak again, or you will die.