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god damnit...

Thank you Livejournal... thank you very much...
::shakes head::
I am so freaking happy that no one realy listens to the receptionist shpeel... what used to piss me off at retail stores (the fact that people aren't really listening and give you a generic response reguardless of wether it actually matches what you asked... "Can I help you find anything?" "yes I'm fine." "...") has now saved my ever loveing ass from horrible embarassment.
I was reading my friends page and someone had written "I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL"
...this is what I saw right before I answered a call...
...the result?

"Associated financial group, how may I direct your soul?"

thaaaats right folks.
Not how may I direct your call... how may I direct your soul.

::stabs self in face::

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shuki_ai
Nov. 28th, 2006 10:29 pm (UTC)
Ahahahaha! I've done that before many times. XD;;
cho_hakkai
Nov. 29th, 2006 04:18 pm (UTC)
Yeah... I kind of felt like an ass... I almost slammed my hand over my mouth right after I said it...
... not that that would have helped... you know... being on the phone and all...
molassesturtle
Nov. 28th, 2006 10:57 pm (UTC)
Hahahah! Clearly you are awesome.
cho_hakkai
Nov. 29th, 2006 04:18 pm (UTC)
Oh, why thank you ^_~
_fubuki_
Nov. 28th, 2006 11:11 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha! That's amazing ^-^
cho_hakkai
Nov. 29th, 2006 04:19 pm (UTC)
LOL
Yeah... I don't know... like I mentioned earlier I've lost my damn mind lol
jen_chan04
Nov. 29th, 2006 02:25 am (UTC)
I do the same thing and it pisses me off! I also have this thing where I say "Would you like to try those on?" and the beaches say "I'd like to try these on please!" My brain is like "...That is what I just said focker! what did you think I said?" but instead I politely say "Okay, I just need to take them from you." (our actual response) I thought I was alone in this retail annoyances^^
isarian
Nov. 29th, 2006 05:22 am (UTC)
Oh god, oh god!!! *laughing so hard*
You kills me. I do this sort of thing all the time at work too ;-)

LOL!!!
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