Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank

Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt VanderHuge
Thick McRunFast
Blast Hardcheese

Buff Drinklots
Slab
Hunk
Flink
Trunk Slamchest

Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest

Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal

Rip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornBody
Slake Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback

Bob Johnson... wait...
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth

Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargeHuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Pete Punchbeef

Pack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef



oh god... oh god...
::can't breathe::