You had ALL NIGHT to salt the goddamn parking lots and driveways, as Thomas pointed out to me, so there is NO reason why the parking lot should be completely frozen over to the point that it took me 45 minutes to regain the ground I had lost when I had first attempted to go to work.
My tires spun, furiously screeching, but I was unable to leave the complex and in fact went backwards, sliding down into the lower lots and almost the garages.
It took me the better part of an hour to coax my car back up to the upper lots.
SO unless someone magically decides to stop being a douchebag and actually salts the parking lots so her tennants can, um, GO TO WORK or unless the sun comes out and is all "Hi! I'm going to melt all your ice and let you have a productive day" I am down for the count work wise.

Lame.

And I even left for work at 7:15 AM because my boss wanted me to come in early today.

Double Lame.

I'm going to wait until Quazo wakes up and then I'll try to leave again and if I can't by then... who knows.