I got up did my morning routine, and went outside to swear at the cold snap.
I got in my car, turned it on, and hit the wipers to clear away the dew that forms on my car every night.
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::scraaaaape::
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The dew didn't clear.

"oh, motherfucker."

It was ICE.
Not frost (although I'm sure I would have bitched about frost too) but honest to god 5 minutes to make a dent in it Ice.

IT'S ONLY OCTOBER 3rd! D8<

I hate you Wisconsin.
Wtf, seriously.